What´s the expiration date on a root canal?
Answer: Eight years and too many vanilla toffees…
That´s right. I just had to find out. I laughed when it happened, and it didn´t hurt. I was sitting in one of Sao Paolo´s airports waiting for my connection to Rio de Janeiro and was exhausted from the late night flight. I was just chewing on a toffee, and then I noticed that something was a bit off with the toffee and one side of my mouth. Strong chewy candy took the cap off my root-canaled old tooth stump. Mmm, yummy. Let´s see if I can have something happen to me in every new city I visit, shall we? Hopefully a little glue doesn´t cost an arm and a leg–woops, better not jinx myself!
p.s. I didn´t swallow the cap; it´s in my secret under-the-shirt money/id pouch next to my passport.
Fuckin´ toffees.
